Posted on 13 May 2008 by Alex
Harrison Ford returns as the iconic adventurer who picks up a new sidekick (Shia La Beouf) and an old flame (Karen Allen) for this ride.
Status Upcoming (wide)
Genre(s) Action/Adventure
Release Date May 22, 2008
Posted on 13 May 2008 by Alex
Gotham City is under siege once again and it’s time for Bruce Wayne (Christian Bale) to put on his bat-costume and do battle with two evil enemies: the nefarious Joker (Heath Ledger) and district-attorney-turned-villain Two Face (Aaron Eckhart).
Status Upcoming (wide)
Genre(s) Action/Adventure
Release Date July 18, 2008
Posted on 13 May 2008 by Alex
Based on the classic children’s cartoon, Speed Racer (Emile Hirsch) is a young hotshot race-car driver who has a good support team behind him, including his mom (Susan Sarandon), dad (John Goodman) and girlfriend, Trixie (Christina Ricci). With his powerful race-winning Mach 5 vehicle, Speed angers a ruthless mogul (Roger Allam) who is out to control the world of professional racing by “fixing” the competitions. Teaming up with the mysterious Racer X (Matthew Fox), Speed attempts to win the Crucible cross-country rally and keep the sport he loves honest.
by Dave White
Who’s in It: Emile Hirsh, Christina Ricci, John Goodman, Susan Sarandon, Matthew Fox
The Basics: Speed Racer battles capitalism and a huge gang of race-car-driving total cheaters when he takes on the meanest, richest racing tycoon alive and defends the honor of his father, his dead older brother, Rex Racer, and all of the sport of racing by vrooming to the finish line first in the world’s biggest vroom-fest. There’s also a chimp.
What’s the Deal? You know what’s great about being assigned a review of this movie? I could just write “OOGA-BOOGA, OOGA-BOOGA, YOW-YOW-YOW, TRIXIE!” over and over and people would go see this anyway. The other great thing about writing “OOGA-BOOGA, OOGA-BOOGA, YOW-YOW-YOW, TRIXIE!” over and over again is that it would actually be a meaningful analysis of the movie, which is brilliantly, manically, brain-meltingly bizarre, the coolest nonsense you’ll see all year. It’s a win-win for the critic and the audience.
Favorite Part: There’s a big fight scene — and I mean, this is the big fight scene of the whole movie — and the entire thing is accomplished with people leaping into the air and freezing that way in action poses. Seriously. It’s like being art-pranked by someone saying, “OK, this is the idea of fighting. I’m commenting on fighting.” And even though you kind of admire the prank player for his nerve, you still want to punch him in the face.
Other Favorite Parts, Besides All the Scenes With the Chimp, Which Are Usually Automatically My Favorite Part of Any Movie Awesome Enough to Include a Chimp: When the characters are allowed to bend time, leaping from one subplot to another. At other moments, they experience the future in fast-forwardy sequences before returning to the “real” action. Or maybe that future action is really happening in some other dimension? I don’t know.
Net Effect on Your Consciousness: As though you had just drowned in a huge tilt-a-whirling bowl of psychedelic pudding.
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